The Lion, The Witch and The Glasses
As my fellow travellers will testify, I appear to have a “special ability” for breaking, losing or temporarily mislaying my belongings – in fact, anyone’s belongings! – on an impressively regular basis. I don’t discriminate – items of significant value and minor paraphernalia are treated as equals. This talent has been in the making for a number of years, but on our return from the Delta I definitely surpassed many of my previous transgressions.